Deprecated: Array and string offset access syntax with curly braces is deprecated in /www/libraryLand/subs/fantasy/engine/classes/templates.class.php on line 232 Call Stack: 0.0003 407504 1. {main}() /www/libraryLand/subs/fantasy/engine/rss.php:0 A. Lee Martinez - Free Library Land Online - Fantasy https://fantasy.library.land/ ru A. Lee Martinez - Free Library Land Online - Fantasy DataLife Engine Constance Verity Destroys the Universe https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/610881-constance_verity_destroys_the_universe.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/610881-constance_verity_destroys_the_universe.html Constance Verity Destroys the Universe
The third and final book of Constance Verity's epic adventure in which saving the world is easy—everything that comes after is the tricky part.
The Adventurer. The Great Snurkab. The Caretaker. Constance Verity returns, having accepted and secured her place in the universe while juggling her expanded life. Until she comes up against The Caretaker's nemesis, a foe she can't just beat the hell out of, Connie must defeat the idea of inevitable entropy, the end of everything.

Impossible you may think, but Connie always has an angle, and this time it's by upping her game, by stopping enough calamities, by answering every tug at her innate sense of adventure, she can build up enough power to counteract the end of the universe. The problem is, she's still a human woman, and even she can't keep this up for long. As she starts to fade her friends figure out a way to help: Destroy the world.]]> Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:31:04 +0300 Robots versus Slime Monsters https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76165-robots_versus_slime_monsters.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76165-robots_versus_slime_monsters.html Robots versus Slime Monsters
A. Lee Martinez delivers his first short story collection, featuring ten original tales based on his previous fantasy and science fiction novels. If you're a Martinez fan, this collection is surely something you've been waiting for. If you're simply Martinez curious (and who isn't?) this is a great sampling of strange worlds of fantasy featuring talking gorillas, sensible housekeeping kobolds, cosmic monster gods, and world-conquering space squids. These all-new, all-different tales are available for the first time.Within you'll find tales of werewolf versus bigfoot, ogre versus wizard, and rock alien versus romantic entanglement. You'll experience a terrifying descent into madness via pizza delivery and the existential angst of the gods of death. You'll discover why it's a bad idea to feed the pixies and why it's a good idea to always bring along a magical broom on your adventures.A collection eight years in the making (and...]]> Sat, 08 Nov 2003 14:27:04 +0200 Divine Misfortune https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76162-divine_misfortune.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76162-divine_misfortune.html Divine Misfortune
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]]> Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:27:04 +0200 Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76166-helen_and_troys_epic_road_quest.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76166-helen_and_troys_epic_road_quest.html Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest
Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!

Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.

Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!

Buy some knick knacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.

On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.

A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, a three-legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.]]> Fri, 08 Nov 2013 14:27:04 +0200 Constance Verity Saves the World https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76168-constance_verity_saves_the_world.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76168-constance_verity_saves_the_world.html Constance Verity Saves the World
For Constance Verity, saving the world isn't the hard part. It's keeping her new, ordinary life from falling apart along the way that's going to be tricky. This is the next book in the witty Constance Verity trilogy, which Booklist named a Top 10 SF/Fantasy book of 2016.
Constance successfully became an ordinary person. People warned her it would be boring—and they were right. That's exactly why Connie loves it. But there's an Adventurer-shaped hole in the cosmos now, and a lot of interested parties eager to fill it. Not all of those candidates are fit for the role, and if The Adventurer falls into the wrong hands, it can lead to chaos and destruction.

Constance still has all the skills of her old life, but she's no longer chosen. Yet when the fate of the world is at stake, she sets off, reluctantly, to keep the forces of evil from stealing the destiny she abandoned.]]> Tue, 08 Nov 2005 14:27:05 +0200 The Cranky Dead https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76169-the_cranky_dead.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76169-the_cranky_dead.html The Cranky Dead
]]> Mon, 08 Nov 2010 14:27:05 +0200 A Nameless Witch https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76160-a_nameless_witch.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76160-a_nameless_witch.html A Nameless Witch
]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:27:03 +0200 Chasing the Moon https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76161-chasing_the_moon.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76161-chasing_the_moon.html Chasing the Moon

Product Description

Diana's life was in a rut - she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true - because it was. As it turns out, the apartment was already inhabited - by monsters. Vom the Hungering was the first to greet Diana and to warn her that his sole purpose in life was to eat everything in his path. This poses a problem for Diana since she's in his path...and is forbidden from ever leaving the apartment. It turns out though that there are older and more ancient monstrous entities afoot - ones who want to devour the moon and destroy the world as we know it. Can Diana, Vom, and the other horrors stop this from happening? Maybe if they can get Vom to stop eating everything...and everyone.

About the Author

A. Lee Martinez was born in El Paso, Texas. At the age of eighteen, for no apparent reason, he started writing novels. Thirteen short years (and a little over a dozen manuscripts) later, his first novel, Gil's All Fright Diner, was published. His hobbies include juggling, games of all sorts, and astral projecting. Also, he likes to sing along with the radio when he's in the car by himself. For more information on the author, check out www.aleemartinez.com.
]]> Tue, 08 Nov 2011 14:27:03 +0200 Emperor Mollusk Versus The Sinister Brain https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76170-emperor_mollusk_versus_the_sinister_brain.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76170-emperor_mollusk_versus_the_sinister_brain.html Emperor Mollusk Versus The Sinister Brain
]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:27:05 +0200 Too Many Curses https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76164-too_many_curses.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76164-too_many_curses.html Too Many Curses
]]> Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:27:04 +0200 The Last Adventure of Constance Verity https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76167-the_last_adventure_of_constance_verity.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/76167-the_last_adventure_of_constance_verity.html The Last Adventure of Constance Verity
Constance Verity has been saving the world since she was seven, and she's sick of it. She sets off on one last adventure to reset her destiny and become the one thing she's never been: ordinary.
Ever since she was granted a wish at birth by her fairy godmother, Constance Verity has become the world's great adventurer. She is a master of martial arts, a keen detective, and possesses a collection of strange artifacts. Constance has spent the past twenty-eight years saving the world, and she's tired of it. All she wants is to work in an office and date a nice, normal guy. And she's figured a way out. The only problem is that saving the world is Constance's destiny. She's great at it, and there are forces at work to make sure she stays in the job.

Then again, it's also her destiny to have a glorious death.]]> Sat, 08 Nov 2014 14:27:05 +0200 Gil's All Fright Diner https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/78241-gils_all_fright_diner.html https://fantasy.library.land/a-lee-martinez/78241-gils_all_fright_diner.html Gil's All Fright Diner
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